Hospital Patient Simulator 1.0

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be in a hospital bed ridden and not able to move, only to be able to turn your head and look at the bleak décor in your hospital bedroom? Well that's exactly what you get to do in Hospital Patient Simulator, hey at least you have a room to yourself! Rather strangely like the girl from the Exorcist you can turn your head 360 degrees so that’s a bonus.

As I laid in the bed I imagined I was terminally ill and waiting for the sweet release of death as I slowly shuffled off this mortal coil could not come quick enough. Hitting the “E” button on your keyboard allows you to moan, and that is more or less the extent of Hospital Patient Simulator, looking around a bleak hospital room lying on a bed that looks as if there are blood stains that the sheets are yet to be changed since the day you arrived in the hospital.  

There is not much detail in the room to take in and not much sadly to hold your attention for very long, the problem with this simulator (I don’t think it can be referred to as a game and there is nothing really to play) is you can probably think of much better reasons to lie in bed moaning all day than pretending to be in a hospital bed!

Maybe the more morbid of you out there will get some perverse enjoyment from Hospital Patient Simulator but it does not have a wider appeal, at least it's a free download!