Desktop Goose 0.21

Back in the early 2000s, there was a ton of programs that specifically existed to...ruin your desktop. It was a lot more interesting than it sounds like. Watching termites slowly consume your desktop is interesting the first time, and endlessly interesting as a prank from then on. They've faded from popularity, but the recent release of the Untitled Goose game - starring an annoying goose - has given inspiration for a revival of a sort - the Desktop Goose. You can get it right here in this Desktop Goose download, but if you're still on the fence, read on.

To start ruining your life, simply unzip Desktop Goose and run the executable. As soon as you do, the goose will pop on on your desktop and honk, letting you know that you're not going to get anything done soon.

The Desktop Goose comes from the Untitled Goose Game, where you play as a goose that causes a ton of mischief around the town. The main standouts of this game was how hilarious it was to have a dedicated honk button and how much fun it was to ruin people's lives by just being a stupid little goose. You could grab their items and drag them away to lead the humans away from something else that will cause even more mischief. If that sounds like a ton of fun for you, then you should definitely look here for the Desktop Goose download.

The goose does a bunch of different things. Occasionally, if your mouse gets too close it will dart forward and grab it, then drag it across the screen while you're trying to work. If you perpetually keep your mouse away or play a game, it'll go off-screen and then drag some stuff on screen. What it drags on screen can be changed depending on what you put in the ever-important meme folder. The meme folder, of course, comes with your Desktop Goose free download.

You can also modify the goose's behavior in the configuration file, making it either more docile (what's the fun in that) or hyper-aggressive (the correct option). These mods are also heavily community driven, with them releasing more and more with each passing week, perhaps even days. These mods can range from "simply add more memes and funny pictures" to more noticeable ones like "The goose is leaving acid trails everywhere it goes". That last one is almost completely essential if you want to just plant this on a friend's computer for a laugh. If you want to prank your friend, you should definitely remember to download Desktop Goose.

The goose can be modified in a ton of different ways. For example, you can make it have a different color altogether, by simply putting in a different color code. You can also make it do a lot more than you'd think. You can make the Goose charge around your window at incredibly speeds out of control, chasing after your cursor or whatever else got its attention. You can also open up a debug menu and change a lot of different values of the program without having to close it down. This is very useful because it will potentially let you make the goose do things it would not be able to do otherwise. You can get some of these files packaged in here with this Desktop Goose free download.

If you want to have a laugh or simply prank your friends with a feathered friend, then try it out here with this download for Desktop Goose! It will give you a laugh at worst and ruin friendships at best! Programs like this are a true rarity nowadays, and the community that's popped up around it has proven that there is still a demand for this kind of program. You could join in early and maybe even contribute to a community that is sure to keep growing in the future!